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Song Parodies -> "Scrub Your Ender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Scrub Your Ender"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Scrub Your Ender
When you bathe,
Hit those racing stripes
Have good hygiene
Birth to grave
Don't make folks shout, "Yipes!"

Scrub Your Ender
Every day
Never spare the Dove
It's our body's
Way to say,
"Thanks" to those we love

Scrub Your Ender
Scrub it hard
Spare no fragrant soap
If you don't..sleep in the yard
Noses cannot cope

Scrub Your Ender
Rush the brush
Keep it squeaky clean
Brillo for that nasty tush
They'll know whose I mean

Temporary's tissue, there
As you use the "Head"
Always have
Clean underwear
Like your mama said..

Always wear
Clean underwear
Like your mama said..

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Total Votes: 11

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2Eagle - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ouch, that must hurt. Funny twist on that old song.
alvin - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
funny take....we all know elvis had a thing about white underwear
PMS - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
You are the living end! Laughed my squeaky clean keester off
AFW - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to all
Guy - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Farce - This parody reminds me of an aunt who had a saying for something is full of bull. She would simply say, "Oh, go scrub your ass". This was an absolute scream. I LOLed all the way through it. You really word smithed this one to the very "end" and even completed the paper work. Loved the line about what your mama told you. I think everyone can identify with that one. I used to think that when I was told to keep clean underwear in case I got into an accident meant that the doctor would look at my underwear and see the skid marks he's say to those attending that "Look at that, I don't work on him, call a priest".
AFW - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy...I got a laugh from your comment, as painted a hilarious scenario, there
unKnownVo - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR, will you allow me to use a 'Tuffy' instead of a 'Brillo' pad ? ? ?
Stan Hall - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
What cn one say?
Always after you flush waste away
please perform this cleansing plié:
So that spray hits your stern,
as you drop take a turn
e’re your butttocks land on the bidet.

Meriadoc - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I just can just picture Elvis singing this on that final visit to the throne... :-O

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