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Song Parodies -> "Teddy Bare"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Teddy Bare"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Please don't let me see
You in your Teddy, Bare
Put a blindfold on my eyes
If you are goin' there
Don't let me see..(don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare

Well, I love you Betty June, dear
Your body's fun to clutch..
But when we're in bed a'lyin'
Some parts are cellulitin'
Way too much..
Don't let me see..(don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare

Put a blindfold on my eyes
If you are goin' there
Don't make me see..(don't make him see)
You, Teddy Bare

I'll try to put my arms,
Around you every night
But when you wear your lingerie
Please don't turn on that light..

Don't let me see, (don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare

Don't let me see, (don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare



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alvin - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
fun concept.....i read in a book once, this fellow rated women on a 3 way light bulb scale...you had your 100 watters, 70 watters, 30 watters and your zero watters
TJC - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Funniest (and 'flimsiest') of the day!
John Barry - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Your "Teddy," Air', is funny fare.
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Couldn't imagine why he didn't want to see the lingerie show -- but some women just don't realize that they should keep their Victoria secret.

alvin: is that where they get the saying, "Watt the F?"
alvin - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...must be
AFW - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, TJC, John, and TT..

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