The Earth has been around
For like six thousand years
Can't explain thunder's sound
But rain is angel tears

Home sweet school
It's what smart kids do

Lava from a volcano
Means that the Lord is mad
I learned just say no
Illegal drugs are all bad

Home sweet school
Where we start at two
And we finish up at four
Learning's less important than my chores

Mark Twain is forbidden
And so is George Orwell
The sole Mark that is permitted
Wrote one quarter of the Gos-pel

Home sweet school
Web is censored too
Conservapedia's
The best web site for learning
So says Ma

Never dealt with teasing
Or any major stress
I'm glad that I'm sheltered
Out there I'd be a mess

Home sweet school
Language never blue
Ain't no other kids around
To knock me off my high moral ground

Home sweet school
Where we Darwin boo
Home sweet school
Matthew, Mark & Luke
Ain't no other books for me
I'll go to Bob Jones Uni-
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