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Song Parodies -> "Shed of Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Shed of Hair"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Gotta take if all off for my girl, including, I guess (or especially?) the hair shirt donned as preemptive penance for anticipated naughtiness. :-)

Her mandate:
"Shed of Hair"

Baby let me see
your body shed of hair.
foot to brain no down should deck
you. Need a tub of Nair®?
Oh, let me see
you shed of hair.

Don’t wanna see your thigh furred.
Try a pate (nude coif).
Es ist mein Design:
vom Haar haben Sie kein --
shave it all off.
I just wanna see
your body bare.
Cut that mane from crown and neck
no need you chin to spare
Oh let me see
You shed of hair.


Baby get thee free of down, I’d love the sight.
Shun your ringlets, shoo thy hair …
we’ll rut all thru’ the night.
Oh let me see
you shed of hair

Don't wanna see a shred of hair.


© Stan Hall

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Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah - and I guess you thought Britney looked good with a shaved cranium. But it is still a hair razing tale, or should I say tail?

Loved the 2nd German line:

"vom Haar haben Sie kein"

It fit perfectly into the flow. Nice touch, Stan.
alvin - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
dug it...didn't get the german bit though
Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - The line basically or leterally means "Your hair have you none". It goes way better in German than English.
UnKnownVotress - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Cowboy Dave is that you out there??
KleineHaar - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Stan . . . this is cute, however, in German "haar' means rabbit; so Happy Easter, Sir, from your smoooth Bunny!!
Stan - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Danke, KleineHaar, aber das ist nicht wahr. Hare -> Hasen (oder Feldhasen). Hair -> Haar. :-)
... but a Happy Easter to you, too, o Hasen ohne Haar.
littleCupCakes - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Stan, so Sorry . . my German is verrrrry rusty since my family is shrinking . . . but in Dutch 'haar' means hare, as in wild rabbit.. Please accept my apology Sir, for my mistake!You're correct: haS is the German word for hare or rabbit. ~sB~
John Barry - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Hardee Haar Haar. Sehr komisch.
Stan - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Macht micht, Cakes, wirklich ist mein Deutsch auch sehr schlecht, und ich spreche nicht Nederlandisch. :-)
Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah - What Stan just said - That Nederlandisch Sctuff ist allus Greek to me.
Kleine Schweina Schwanz - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Der katze sei in der keller und das bürgermeister ist kaput. aufhören fickin ringsherum schon.
AFW - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
No more calls, I hairby declare you the winner
Furry Freddy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
A rollickin' follicin' freaky funfest... let the fur fly as it may... This genre, sir, (hir)suits you to a tea!
Peregrin - March 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job Stan. I should have hairied here earlier, fast Freddy took the joke I was intending to use, waah.
Stan - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Freddy, Pippin.
And, hey, Pippin .. where ya been? I've missed seeing you and Merry, individually in comments and together in parody submissions.
UnKnownVo - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
. . on second viewing . . . this becomes rather ~Malcolm-esque~ . . .
Peregrin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan, Merry has been relocating to (back) to Ohio, I have been a bit consumed by work. Merry is *hopeful* of being back online by the end of this week, hopefully we can get back into it once and for all then.
Stan - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
PIppin -- that sounds good. You both must know your fans miss your merry parodies, every one a pip. :-)

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