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Song Parodies -> "Love Me Slender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Love Me Slender"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Love Me Slender,
Love me fat,
Take me as I am
If low cal is where I'm at
Or more chops of lamb

Love Me Slender,
Fat of face,
Lean or wide to span
Winner of some diet race
Or an "Also Ran"

Love Me Slender,
Faithful be
Small, medium, large
Seated on a small dinghy
Or a loaded barge...

Love Me Slender,
Yet, my Sweet,
Let me get my fill
Some eat to live, I live to eat
And I always will...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
As sung by the late King. 555 grams
Rick C - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Short but sweet. 555
TJC - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I like it!
alvin rhodes - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done
Rex - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
A decent job of a little OS that gives you little to work with. 555
AFW - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Rick, TJC, alvin, Rex, and Kristof
Johnny D - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
555, and I hope that someday I will resemble this parody less than I do now!
Lionel Mertens - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment

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