As The Crowd Dies...
On A Warm, And Clear January Night,
The Canadiens Walk Out With The Win,
In Toronto.(In Toronto)
And The Fans Cry...
Cause If There's One Thing They Hate To See,
It's To See The Leafs Blow Their Lead,
In Toronto.(In Toronto)

Now People, Don't Blame Mr. Quinn,
He Needs A Healthy Team,
They're Gonna Win The Cup One Day!
Now Take A Look At Those Jays,
They Look Great To Me,
And I'm Looking From The Top On The CN Tower.

As The Tower Turns,
Another Giant Train Comes, And Goes,
Hey, Did You See That Guy Pick His Nose,
In Toronto.(In Toronto)
And No One Does...
So I Went To The Museum To See Some Bones,
When I Seen A 9 Year Old With A Cellular Phone,
In Toronto.(In Toronto)

Then One Night, I Took The Subway,
Oh, What A Mistake!
I Got Mugged, Chased A Thug,
He Tried To Run, Only Got To Young,
And A Pedestrian Cried!

Well, I Got Back What's Rightfully Mine,
And That Mugger Dude, Now He's Doin' Time,
In Toronto.(In Toronto)
And His Wife Cries!
On A Warm And Clear January Night,
Two Homeless Guys Decided To Fight,
In Toronto.(In Toronto)
Just For Braggin' Rights!
(In Toronto)
(In Toronto)