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Song Parodies -> "Heartbreak Ho Gal"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreak Hotel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Heartbreak Ho Gal"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a humerous parody
They took two babies from her
The project is where she dwells
Parades on a corner every night
The Heartbreak Ho Gal
She's lonely without her babies
Lonely without 'em..
But just can't give up crack cocaine
She sells cheap love to strangers
And takes 'em to her room
There's just a bed and roaches
It reeks of bad perfume
She's lonely without her babies
Lonely without 'em...
All she can rock is crack cocaine
So, it's push ahead tomorrow
On her food she'll have to skimp
In her mind she knows she needs rehab
But afraid of leavin' her pimp..
So lonely without her babies,
Lonely without 'em.
And from the danger she could die
Just one of a million stories
With endings sad to tell
In any town on ghetto streets
A Heartbreak Ho Gal....
A Heartbreak Ho Gal...
The project is where she dwells
Parades on a corner every night
The Heartbreak Ho Gal
She's lonely without her babies
Lonely without 'em..
But just can't give up crack cocaine
She sells cheap love to strangers
And takes 'em to her room
There's just a bed and roaches
It reeks of bad perfume
She's lonely without her babies
Lonely without 'em...
All she can rock is crack cocaine
So, it's push ahead tomorrow
On her food she'll have to skimp
In her mind she knows she needs rehab
But afraid of leavin' her pimp..
So lonely without her babies,
Lonely without 'em.
And from the danger she could die
Just one of a million stories
With endings sad to tell
In any town on ghetto streets
A Heartbreak Ho Gal....
A Heartbreak Ho Gal...
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Pregnant with poignancy. 5 rocks.
btw, watch out for "Spelling Cop" chasin' ya down "humerously" - could be behind any billboard...
btw, watch out for "Spelling Cop" chasin' ya down "humerously" - could be behind any billboard...
powerful
"All she can rock is crack cocaine..." an unforgettable line.
Thanks, Tommy, alvin, and Paree
Sorry I missed this AFW. TT directed me over here after my parody yesterday along very similar lines. Profound.
Thanks to Red Ant
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