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Song Parodies -> "Heartbreak Ho Gal"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreak Hotel"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Heartbreak Ho Gal"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a humerous parody
They took two babies from her
The project is where she dwells
Parades on a corner every night
The Heartbreak Ho Gal
She's lonely without her babies
Lonely without 'em..
But just can't give up crack cocaine

She sells cheap love to strangers
And takes 'em to her room
There's just a bed and roaches
It reeks of bad perfume
She's lonely without her babies
Lonely without 'em...
All she can rock is crack cocaine

So, it's push ahead tomorrow
On her food she'll have to skimp
In her mind she knows she needs rehab
But afraid of leavin' her pimp..
So lonely without her babies,
Lonely without 'em.
And from the danger she could die

Just one of a million stories
With endings sad to tell
In any town on ghetto streets
A Heartbreak Ho Gal....

A Heartbreak Ho Gal...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Tommy Turtle - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Pregnant with poignancy. 5 rocks.
btw, watch out for "Spelling Cop" chasin' ya down "humerously" - could be behind any billboard...
alvin rhodes - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Paree Dee - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
"All she can rock is crack cocaine..." an unforgettable line.
AFW - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, alvin, and Paree
Red Ant - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this AFW. TT directed me over here after my parody yesterday along very similar lines. Profound.
AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Red Ant

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