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Song Parodies -> "Redneck Motel"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreak Hotel"
Original Performer:
Elvis
Parody Song Title:
"Redneck Motel"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Well, since I went to Texas
I found a new place to dwell.
It's right in the middle of nowhere, it's
The Redneck Motel
You sleep with a coney baby
Sleep with a coney
Sleep with a coney in the night
Paw he holds a shotgun
And a great big Colt, of course
But he looks a real strange cowboy
When he's mounting that horse
Or was it a pony, maybe?
Was it a pony
Was it a pony, a few hands high
Well, Emmy-Lou's a virgin
I reckon that's no lie
But if her paw and bro' don't want her
Hell, neither do I
She isn't a comely lady
She ain't so comely
She ain't so comely, guess that's why
Well, I guess it's time to leave now
After Emmy-Lou and liquor
Here comes Paw with his shotgun,
Sheeyit... here comes the vicar
I found a new place to dwell.
It's right in the middle of nowhere, it's
The Redneck Motel
You sleep with a coney baby
Sleep with a coney
Sleep with a coney in the night
Paw he holds a shotgun
And a great big Colt, of course
But he looks a real strange cowboy
When he's mounting that horse
Or was it a pony, maybe?
Was it a pony
Was it a pony, a few hands high
Well, Emmy-Lou's a virgin
I reckon that's no lie
But if her paw and bro' don't want her
Hell, neither do I
She isn't a comely lady
She ain't so comely
She ain't so comely, guess that's why
Well, I guess it's time to leave now
After Emmy-Lou and liquor
Here comes Paw with his shotgun,
Sheeyit... here comes the vicar
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Excellent
Whachoo say'n bout my fam'lee, boy? I's gonna give ya 5s, but don' come round ere else I blow yaw legs off!
this is great...love the emmy-lou's a virgin verse...too funny...5s
Still smiling. Excellent work, Phil. 5-5-5!
Phil - I didn't know you spoke "Red-Neck". 5's.
I ain't sure that I do speak Redneck, Paul... maybe just a few words.
This one was inspired in part by Ivor Biggun's "Halfway up Virginia", and partly by Barry Cryer's singing "My old man's a dustman" to this tune (on ISIHAC Volume 5 which I've just got from the library) - if you think this one funny, I'd strongly recommend trying to find both of these.
This one was inspired in part by Ivor Biggun's "Halfway up Virginia", and partly by Barry Cryer's singing "My old man's a dustman" to this tune (on ISIHAC Volume 5 which I've just got from the library) - if you think this one funny, I'd strongly recommend trying to find both of these.
Been there, done that. Hilarious parody.
That was hillarious. I happen to be a Redneck WereElvis. Everyone calls me Rolly.
HERE COMES THE JUSTICE THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE' HERE COMES WITH HIS NEPHEW AND HIS NEICE,
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