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Song Parodies -> "Candle in the Wind (Bugs Bunny)/Fried Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Candle in the Wind/Big Pimpin'"

Original Performer:

Elton John/Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Candle in the Wind (Bugs Bunny)/Fried Chicken"

Parody Written by:

Amiright Mash-ups: Chris Bodily TM & STG

The Lyrics

I mourn the tragic death of Bugs Bunny as he is transformed into BUZZ Bunny, while STG raps about KFC Chicken!
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
"Our beloved Wabbit friend, Bugs Bunny"
("Uh-hu, uh uh uh.")
"has sadly passed away"
("Uh-hu, uh uh uh.")
"as of the creation of the Loonatics cartoon series."
("You know what we be talkin' about!")
"Rest In Peace, Bugs!"

(**STG**)
It's fried chicken, baby!
("What, I say, What's fried chicken gotta do with Bugs Bunny?")
It's fried chicken, it's 12-piece.
("Is this Foghorn Leghorn's funeral, now?")
Feed me. Uh-hu, uhh. Uh-hu.

Ba-ba-baked chicken.
Suh-Suh-Southern rooster!

You know I chow 'em, eat 'em, love 'em, munch 'em.
I just love to eat 'em
like Colonel Sanders' Famous Recipe.
I really need 'em.
When I complain, they breezin'.
They ask me, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a junkie in every of the word, dawg.

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Goodbye Bugsy B
Your cartoons I have watched them all
You ate an orange carrot stick
And asked, "Eh, What's up doc?"

(**STG**)
Let 'em deep fry my chicken, and hand them my ten buck.
Many cops wanna get chicken in their guts.
What, I say, What is up, Doc?

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
I remember you, good friend; your huge carrot
Oh, you would be chewin' it up, man and,
And Asking the Fudd if he's seen Wabbits.

(**STG**)
Chicken has a heart that's like a woman's.
Money for nothing, just some breasts.
(Money for Nothin' and your chickens 're free!)

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Poor Elmer was a hunter
And the way he talked ain't correct
You'd call the poor guy "Scwewy!"
And he made you change your name
to the Wabbit!

(**STG**)
And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now.
(And it seems to me, you wived your wife wike a Wabbit with a 'tude)
O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah.
And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now.
(Your candle burned out wong before)
O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah.
(Your wegend ever did)

We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
Pay the cash now.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
He would say it's Wabbit Season
When the Duck came in
And I would have wiked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out wong before
Your wegend ever did

You asked "What's up doc?"
The greatest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And laughs was the price you paid

(**STG**)
Many cops wanna get chicken in their guts.
I ain't taking that long, so here it goes.
Now I want some corn cobs here to go.
Moe starts pointin'- he says "There he go!"
("Where's the beef?")
Now these cashiers know we want mo' meat than a little bit.
("You know I want more meat!")
Or we'll take him to our little crib.
("Wabbit Season! Duck Season!")
Then I'll look at him, and spit. That'll give him alittle hint.
(It was really Elmer Season, you and Daffy said)
Go read to sign you illiterate sonofagun and get you some contacts.
("Ditto to Warner Bros.")
Don't be surprised if I catch yo' hint 'bout me.
(And laughs was the price you paid)
And I'll be easy on you with some slab.
We are ghetto hungry, so sad, we just can't take it.
Hurry up with our order, punk.
Or I'll punch you in the face, where your breaking, you fakin'.
I will not pay if my pay is gay, and crummy with bad skin on.
Now sit your butt down in front. Now I won't be blunt.

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
You asked "What's up doc?"
The greatest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And laughs was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still honored you
All the papers had to say
Was that Warner Brothers killed the Wabbit
(**STG**)
About how to cool the baked chicken legs, foo!

We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
(And it seems to me you lived your life)
Pay the cash now.
(like a Candle in the Wind)
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
(I would have like to have knowen you, but I was just a kid)
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
(The Warner dudes killed The Wabbit)
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.
(Your fans shall not forget)

Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
(Goodbye Bugsy B)
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
(From the fan of all those many great cartoons)
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
(Who sees you as something more than animated)
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.
(More than just our Wascally Wabbit)

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
And it seems to me you wived your wife
(Uh, I'm chowin' it, lovin' it, eat it all in my crib.)
Wike a Candle in the Wind
(All my seats are leather and greased, in my hood we call it creased. Huh?)
You would say it's Wabbit Season
(Everybody wanna ball, holla' in KFC startin' a brall.)
When it was really Duck Season
(Or Elmer Season.)
I would have like to have known you, but I was just a kid

(**STG**)
Your candle burned out wong bore
Your wegend ever will, yo yo yo
If I hated chicken baby, I would not have my greasy leather seatings.
Chronic tonic, deadly baby. No rest until Foghorn Leghorn gets me.
Uhhh, now what ya'll know about Kentucky Fried Chicken, boys.
Maybe they'll have some special toys, special things, of course stupid toys.

We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
Pay the cash now.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
And old Elmer sang "Kill the Wabbit!"
You really made me laugh
The Wabbit died by Warner's hands
Your legend never will

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Johnny D - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow...you get an A for effort!

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