The Yankees got run over by the Red Sox
On their way to the '04 World Series
You can say there's no place for them Yankees
Because they suck and that's the way it will always be!

They clinched their division title in March
Winning games from coast to coast
But Frankensteinbrenner's trillion dollars
Couldn't buy the win the Bankees needed most!
Come playoff time against the Red Sox
The Yankees led three games to zip
And they led in the ninth in Game 4
When the Red Sox made the Evil Empire trip!

The Yankees got run over by the Red Sox
On their way to the '04 World Series
You can say there's no place for them Yankees
Because they suck and that's the way it will always be!

Those damn Yankees lost in extra innings
In Game 4 and also in Game 5
Before heading back to the Big Apple
Where it was Schilling's turn to keep the Red Sox alive!
The Yankees never led in Game 6
And we all know the reason why:
There were two very controversial calls
That were reversed by umps the Yankees didn't buy! (my-oh-my)

The Yankees got run over by the Red Sox
On their way to the '04 World Series
You can say there's no place for them Yankees
Because they suck and that's the way it will always be!

Those vile Bronx Bummers croaked in Game 7
And this ain't no crazy joke:
Not even The Curse Of The Bambino
Stopped the Tankees from pulling off The World's Worst Choke!
As for that rowdy Red Sox Nation
Chanting "Yankees Suck" and "We believe!"
Their team's amazing mind-boggling rally
Propelled them all the way to the World Series!

The Yankees got run over by the Red Sox
On their way to the '04 World Series
You can say there's no place for them Yankees
Because they suck and that's the way it will always be!
(sing it, Mets fans)
The Yankees got run over by the Red Sox
On their way to the '04 World Series
You can say there's no place for them Yankees
Because they suck and that's the way it will always be!
(PLAY BALL!)