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Song Parodies -> "Eminem Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Eminem Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Bo 'Ice' Bielefeldt

The Lyrics

Eminem got run over by a reindeer
Walking out of Dre's crib Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Nelly, we believe.

Em was drinking too much whiskey
And Dre begged him not to go.
Em then took his "medication";
i.e., popped some ecstasy and snorted blow.

When they found him Christmas morning
Face down on Redondo Pass,
There were hoofprints on his hoodie
And a broken reindeer antler up his ass.

Eminem got run over by a reindeer
Being near Dre's front door on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
But if you saw those hoofprints, you'd believe.

Now we're all so proud of 50.
He's been taking this so nice.
50's in there watching football,
Drinking beer, and smoking blunts with Obie Trice.

It ain't Christmas without Shady,
But I'll just have to make do.
I'll have to break into his mansion
And return the Oscar he stole... to U2.

Eminem got run over by a reindeer
Walking out of Dre's crib Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and OutKast, we believe.

Now the world is much more peaceful.
The Grammys he'll no longer harm. (yay!)
No more skulls or loaded handguns
That would just have matched the tats on Marshall's arm.

I've warned all the thugs and players,
"Better steer clear of his mess.
God won't ever give no propers
To a dick that disses Blacks and bribes the press."

Sing it, Benzino!

Eminem got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day.
He was hoping he'd be winning Moonmen.
The only thing he won was Santa's sleigh...

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Floyd's Garage - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
All 5s my man
T.J. Spindler - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Finnaly Em's dead. You go return U2's award! tj out
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi! My name is... my name is... my name is... Grim Reaper! Great one!
... - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one; I vote all fives.
Anonymous - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one! I was afraid that he'd never go! Good riddance to his attitude!

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