Gary McNamara had a school day,
Yelling out “Yee-haw!” on Last Day Eve,
You can say he never really did it,
But, as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

He’d been licking too many toads,
And he almost didn’t show,
When he showed up that last school day,
He jumped up on his desk; yelled a new low!

When he told us Last Day Morning,
At the scene of the attack,
“You should do the school’s end my way,”
“So grab a hot girl and a cowboy hat!”

Gary McNamara had a school day,
Yelling out “Yee-haw!” on Last Day Eve,
You can say he never really did it,
But, as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

Now, we’re all so proud of Grandpa,
He’s remembered this so well,
“A hormone-filled student did that,”
“Though he was dumb, he made you feel a spell.”

“Take it from me, I knew Gary,”
“He remains the same today,”
“He will tell you of his story,”
“And make you wish that you weren’t even born!” (Won’t be born!)

Gary McNamara had a school day,
Yelling out “Yee-haw!” on Last Day Eve,
You can say he never really did it,
But, as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

Everyone thinks it’s a fable,
That includes the family pet,
They could not imagine Gary,
Kissing girls and waking up with his shorts wet!

I’ve been telling all our neighbors,
“Better watch out for yourselves!”
They should never make a talk host,
Of a man who read girly-mags on the shelves!

Gary McNamara had a school day,
Yelling out “Yee-haw!” on Last Day Eve,
You can say he never really did it,
But, as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

Gary McNamara had a school day,
Yelling out “Yee-haw!” on Last Day Eve,
You can say he never really did it,
But, as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

(“It’s last school day!”)