DJ got beat up by Power Rangers
Just because he wrote a parody
And he says they're not as cool as Sentai
The spandex-clad kids' heroes turning mean

He'd been watching too much Jetman*
From his iPhone on the go
But then he ran out of reception
And he went into the Wi-Fi place for mo'

When we found him the next morning
There had been a great attack
He had sword marks on his forehead!
And a Megazord's huge footstep on his back!

DJ got beat up by Power Rangers
And they gave his parody some 3's
He would rather watch Sentai Boukenger**
Than see the teenage heroes getting mean

I approached the bloodied Rangers
With a sword I used quite hard
But they paid me no mind at all
Drinking Coke and playing golf with Project R.***

It's not TV without Rangers
Red, Blue, Yellow, Pink, and Black
Now CW has asked us
Are the Kamen Riders**** going to attack?
(Kamen Riders: YES WE ARE!)

P. Rangers got killed by Kamen Riders
Now their show will not air on TV
In favor of English dubs of Sentai
Jetman and Shinkenger*****, plus other teams

Now the ratings on the cable
Have gone up since this affair
Kids would rather watch the Sentai
With the drama scenes we see so very rare

Let this be a lesson to you
Better watch out for kids' shows!
And to never give a mecha******
To American teenage school student h*s!

Now there's no such thing as Power Rangers
Cause it didn't appeal to the teens
Now they've been replaced by Super Sentai
Cause Jetman dude Gai Yuuki's******* very mean!

One more time now!

Let's all go get killed by Sentai Rangers
Then you'll understand what this song means
You can say there's no such thing as Sentai
But as me and Victor********, we believe!

Bloody Henshin!*********