Daddy got pulled over by a copper,
Driving home from the bar Christmas Eve,
He just had one too many tequilas,
When you drink there's not much you receive.
(Don't drink and drive, kids!)

He'd been drinkin' way too much beer,
His friends all begged him not go,
But he really did not listen,
Now he has to go and dish out lots of dough.
Oh!

When he was just pulled over,
His breath smelled like a mutant's poop,
And he just sat there hoping,
He'd get away with all the booze.

Daddy got pulled over by a copper,
In his car he blasted the stereo,
But when the police man came and saw him,
He was drunk and really doped.

Now were not too proud of Daddy,
Mom's not been taking this so well,
All Dad's been doing's watching football,
And drinking some more Irish Ale.

Daddy has been pretty grumpy,
He's been up-chucking every morn.
He must have the flu or something,
Says he wish he'd never been born.

Daddy got pulled over by a copper,
Driving home from the bar Christmas Eve,
He just has one too many tequilas,
When you drink there's not much you receive.
(Don't drink and drive, kids!)

Mom has just made Christmas dinner,
Stuffed the turkey, made the sauce,
But Daddy's drinking more tequila,
And his food has now been tossed.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for my dad,
He'll be dancing with a bottle,
Bottles of rum, he might be mad.

Daddy got pulled over by a copper,
Driving home from the bar Christmas Eve,
He just had one too many tequilas,
When you drink there's not much you receive.
Don't drink and drive, kids!)