A Reindeer Got Run Over By Our Grandma
Cruisin' in her big old SUV
Even though it happened on the freeway
She found out her repair bill wasn't free

On the way to Kansas City
Barely missed a big snow plow
Busy yakkin' on the cell phone
Rudolph's red nose is a whole lot redder now

Grandpa had a slight concussion
He was ridin' in the back
Good thing they were wearin' seatbelts
'Cause it saved their asses in that Cadillac
(Cadillac!)

A Reindeer Got Run Over By Our Grandma
Cruisin' in a big old SUV
And although it happened on the freeway,
She found out the repair bill wasn't free

She puts pedal to the metal
Gasses up with high test Shell
Never worries 'bout speed limits
When behind the wheel she always drives like hell..

It's not Christmas without Grandma
Did I mention she's in jail?
Judge fined her three hundred dollars
And nobody had the money for her bail

A Reindeer Got Run Over By Our Grandma
Drivin' in her big old SUV
Even though it happened on the freeway
Her fine and that repair bill wasn't free

Had a collect call from Grandma
At the home of cousin Zig
Cousin Zig refused the charges
When he didn't take the call she flipped her wig

We could hear the operator
Try to calm her on the phone
We just said we'd see her later
And I think she used some swear words never known

A Reindeer Got Run Over By Our Grandma
Cruisin' in her big old SUV
Even though it happened on the freeway
Her fine and that repair bill wasn't free..