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Song Parodies -> "Elmo Should Take Over Sesame Street"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo And Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Elmo Should Take Over Sesame Street"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Elmo should take over Sesame Street
Lived in an apartment all alone
You won't say there's no such thing as Ernie
Tonight,let's all fight Elmo on our own

He's been drinking lots of whiskey
And he's gonna kill us all
Though we're having this tribulation
Elmo's running everywhere
To kill them all

When we found him Sunday morning
At the scene of the attack
He was tracked down by the S.W.A.T. team
That incriminating Elmo should strike back

Elmo should take over Sesame Street
Lived in an apartment all alone
You won't say there's no such thing as Ernie
Tonight,let's all fight Elmo on our own

Now who's being weird was Elmo
He's been raising hell a lot
See him in there flinging elbows
On the kids and fighting on who is not hot

It's not Ernie without his Bert
Sesame Street will attract
To find the little red menace
On news at 10:00,the street is underattack

Elmo should take over Sesame Street
Lived in an apartment all alone
You won't say there's no such thing as Ernie
Tonight,let's all fight Elmo on our own

Now Big Bird is getting murdered
Rubber duckies have been dropped
(ahhhhh!)
Even Bert and Ernie wondered
What if Elmo can be somewhat hard to stop?

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
We would try to kill Elmo
He should never give up this time
It's time to beat him up with our elbows

Sing it,Ernie!

Elmo should take over Sesame Street
Lived in an apartment all alone
You won't say there's no such thing as Ernie
Tonight,let's all fight Elmo on our own

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Michael Pacholek - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Couldn't have said it better myself. Wait a minute, I did: "Sesamian Rhapsody!" Ripoff! Which is what I'd like to do to Elmo's head: Rip it off!
Fitu - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Elmo,Elmo,Elmo did i say SOMETHING BAD or WAS IT SOMETHING I SANG IN SPANISH i could a mention that ERNIE IS A TYPE OF GUY WHO ACTS JUST LIKE A GIRL he even sounds a little from WACKO JACKO. What do you think happened next what ELMO GET ARRESTED or did he get tired of being in SESAME STREET. He should a become a CSI voice actor. Forget it for good.
frank domonike - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
git a game that killes almo a lot!
Mac - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Well here's a story for ya, it's called, "I beat up Elmo" Anouncer: & now back to pro-wrestling on the wrestling channel. (Camera fades to wrestling box) Referee: Now, here's the next match! Over in this corner, waying 132 pounds, from Pownal, ME, me! Me: (screaming) RRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! People: (screaming & cheering) Yeah, Mac! Referee: & in this corner, waying 30 pounds, from the TV kids show, "Sesame Street", Elmo the fat hag! Elmo: Come be Elmo's friend because Elmo love you. People: (screaming) Boo!!!!!! Referee: Opponets, shake hands! No funny stuff, just yet! (They shake hands) Now, back to your corners! (They go back to their corners) Let's have a clean game, here! Ready? (Bell rings) Announcer: & it looks like that I has Elmo down. & he's tossing him back & forth, bouncing him, up & down, like a basketball, kicking him, up & down & Elmo's down for the win! Referee: 1, 2, 3, you're out! Anouncer: & the winner is Mac! Me: You can bet your blinkin' barnicle! (I then throw Elmo out of the ring, where he then falls ontop of a building, falls off of it, into the street below, gets ran over by a car, with another 1 coming to hit him, which it does, then throws him into the lake & a giant sea monster coming out.) Elmo: Hi! Would you like to be Elmo's friend? Sea Monster: RRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! (Sea Monster eats Elmo.) The End
Down With Elmo - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with that song.
Gel - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree too. I call Elmo the litte red cash cow ever since some guy used it on my favorite website ,retrojunk.com in a comment about the show

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