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Song Parodies -> "Badminton"

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Original Performer:

Ella FitzG. (recently by Rod Stewart)

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The Lyrics

Wimbledon is not my city
Have no tennis abil-ity
No good at all
With that fat ball

If you catch the hint I'm hintin'
I prefer, for sure, Badminton
I'm good, I know,
At this game, so

I'll Take Badminton
When I'm sun squintin'
On a court
To some a wussy sort
Of Sport..

I'll beat Serena,
'Cause I can bean a
And give it such a knock
Sometimes I lose a sock
Or my jock !

Poor Jimmy Connors,
Will lose all honors
From my serves
No fast returning swerves
My nerves..

This badass backhand and wicked smash
Could re-closet Arthur Ashe
I'll Take Badminton,
Badminton, that's my "Pash"

Strictly between us
I'm keen as Venus
When I play
And even better than

It's no baloney,
I shine like Sony
With a style
Tough as a crocodile
John McEnroe, I'll rile
Quite a while..

Ann Kournicova, or Sharapova
I'll defeat
With feathers they'll be beat,
Retreat !
Jen Capriati and Chris Evert
Their pride will be badly hurt
I'll Take Badminton
Opponents lose their shirt !

I'll Take Badminton,
Badminton is my spurt, er..Sport !

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
This has gotta be the first parody on this subject. Visualizing the action (or lack thereof) made me chuckle.
alvin rhodes - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
fun and refreshing read
Rick C - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Good badminton parody, 555
AFW - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys..for voting and commenting
2Eagle - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Your pacing goes with the jazzy beat.
Scarlet - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I play badminton and I LOVE this parody!
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ME 2

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