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Song Parodies -> "Give Me A Sample Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me The Simple Life"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Give Me A Sample Wife"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I don't believe in
Pig/poke receivin'
Surprise is not my life
I don't need no waitin'
For wed night matin'
Give me a sample wife..

Future's flown pheasant,
I'll take the present
Let me tune up this fife
Get show on the roadway
Open on Broadway,
Give me a sample wife..

A little test is all I'm after
Nook, not too spacious and wide
A mouse that brings me joy and laughter
For that passion lifetime ride..

Don't want a hold out,
I want it rolled out
Elim's the pre-lim strife
I'm not a vegan,
For meat, here, I'm beggin'
Give me a sample wife

Give me a sample wife..

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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