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Song Parodies -> "Show Me Leather"

Original Song Title:

"Stormy Weather"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Show Me Leather"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Cuff me high
Let me be your kinky guy
Show me leather..
Dominatrix and I "perve" together
Whip swingin' all the time,
The time..

Strip me bare
Maybe hang me by the hair,
Show me leather..
Submissive is sublime,

Put me on my knees,
Tight collar that'll fit me
Keep me beggin', please
Baby, haul off and hit me
Rip my BVD's
And softball mitt me..
Passion me bruised and sore

Till it's dawn
S&M, let's get it on
Show me leather..
It's a foursome with Jacque and Heather
We're painin' all the time,

With some chains, let's fool around
Be real bad
Make me eat ground,
Get me growly and mad..
I'll be your clown,
Ready for a cell with pad
Some bitter batterin'
Loose teeth, bone shatterin'
I'm your lad
Crazy cad
No misery's too much for me

Till it's dawn,
S&M, Hey, bring it on
Show me leather
Here in my basement crib
We freaks gather
For painin' all the time
Good painin' all the time

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Mark Scotti - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Painful fives, while dressed to the nines(inch nails...)
Mistress Maria (Christie Marie M) - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Very kinky, AFW!! I would love to wear black leather! Great take on a dominatrix based parody! Love the rough stuff? In the words of Lady Gaga "I Like It Rough"! 555 whips for this one! Now put on those cuffs!!! LOL!!! Sec cod: PEV!
blackjack21 - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Um, I'm just gonna show you some Fivers.
Old Man Ribber - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
S & Ms - the candy that melts your mouth and your hand! You can whip this parody, but you can't BEAT it! ;D
~LadyDoMenNique ~ - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR au BVD ~ Lord 0Chapped & Sore ~ El SatyrMayor ~ This is whacky & CABO-WABO . . . . but rather enticing . . . " I CAN'T GET ENOUGH of YOUR LOVE; Ohhh, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH Of ROUGH LOVE "
AFW - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...this is just a parody..I don't do any of this kinky stuff...
NorCALToketress - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Show me the way to do Rome . . . Then I'll retire, and sink into the 'red'. Oh, a had a little 'toker' about a month ago, but need another to 'Feed my head'.
AFW - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Good lines, I say, you should start whipping up parodies..

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