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Song Parodies -> "Be-switched, Leathered, By D. Mildred"

Original Song Title:

"Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Be-switched, Leathered, By D. Mildred"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Times of Millicent and Mandy
Dawn and Daisy, sex was straight
Now I've grown a little randy
With a chosen mate

Hunted for some new elation
A romantic missing link
Found a feminine sensation,
Who taught me how to kink..

I'm shaved again,
Enslaved again,
Perverted, pimped and depraved again
Be-switched, Leathered, by D. Mildred - am I

I'm cuffed again,
Cream puffed again,
All four on the floor, getting roughed again
Be-switched, Leathered, by D. Mildred - am I

Tossed my pride, lost all of it
In her pad, by the sea
Vest on chest, leather glovin' it
Submissive, I must be..

I'm bossed again
And tossed again
Spanked on the bottom, hot sauced again
Be-switched, leathered, by D. Mildred - am I

This is cool, feel like a poet
Sustain pain, take my dues
Dominance, she can show it
I love every bruise..

Cringe a bit
And fringe a bit,
Abuse alcohol, often binge a bit
Be-switched, leathered by D. Mildred - am I

Be-switched, leathered by D. Mildred - am I





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Old Man Ribber - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
A "dom" fine job! How about one to "Beat Me Daddy Eight To The Bar?" lol ;D
AFW - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...good idea, there...
Andy Primus - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
A spanking good story
MadameLeatherKins - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
All 4 on the floor . . . eh, Sir L'Air ? . . . ready for that TOBASCO ride, Sir ? ?
Tommy Hurt'll - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Did you spend long in the "submission box" for this parody, or "whip" it out quickly? Follow-up, to the Lovin' Spoonful: "Do You Believe In Masoch?" Fifteen lashes.
TJC - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah... the pun'isher strikes again... let's crack a bottle o' Dom!
Mark Scotti - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
"Submitting" and giving you fives! Goes very well with one of mine: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/franksinatra146.shtml
Fiddlegirl - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
"Dom" be half-safe! ;) But be awarded 3 5s.
AFW - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy, Madame Leather, Tommy Hurt'll, TJC, Mark, and Fiddlegirl... for all funny & punny commentary
LadyChapsCake - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Any Cowboy worth his salt, will admit that his ~Venus on the half-Shell ~ is woman wearing chaps . . . . . ~Baxter Black, DVM
AFW - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
LadyChaps...yes, indeed a cowgirl wearing chaps is a very sexy image...
LadyChapCakes - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, check out BaxterBlack.com a retired vet, residing in AZ where he writes his Western poetry. He's well known in "cowboy circles'. . . . sort of a Will Rogers type. He don'' t do cell phones, but his writing is funny, perhaps he is a Knight oParody ?

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