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Song Parodies -> "Soap Gets In Your Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Soap Gets In Your Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

My mother, bless her heart
Washed me, every part
When I was a lad,
Cleanest skin, I had
Rubbed red like a shad..

I thought someday I'd find
I would grow up blind
My eyes burned like fire,
Moms don't realize..
Soap gets in your eyes..

Where's the towel at?
Tons of tears would come
Looked like I was crying hard..
She would say,
Put those tears away
"Mom I am trying hard.."

Now,
When I bathe my child
I use soap that's mild,
Gentleness applies
Watching suds don't rise,
So no soap's in his eyes...

Soap gets in your eyes..

Soap gets in your eyes..


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alvin - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
great concept.....bubbled over with fun
Tim Hall - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
5 bars of Ivory for you!
Andria - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this parody very much, and I always got soap in my eyes as a child during baths. Nowadays, I frequently get shampoo and conditioner in my eyes when washing my hair, and I often get car-wash soap and soap-based garden chemicals in my eyes too. I'm lucky I haven't gone blind by now! Here are some more 5s.
Christie Marie M - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This OS gets soap in my eyes as well. Even tearless shampoo made my eyes sting as a child. I can relate to Andria's situation very well. Here's 555 bubbles floating over you. Don't let those get in your eyes!
AFW - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, to alvin, Tim, Andria, and Christie
2Eagle - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Just be more careful and rinse with cold water -555.
Leo Keough - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
At the risk of sounding like a wimp, I have to admit that I still use baby shampoo when I shower - beats not being able to see for a couple hours afterward...Great title switch and parody...555!!!
Andy Primus - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Brings back memories of those big blocks of carbolic soap
AFW - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle...Leo...baby shampoo...good idea...and thanks, Andy...I know what you mean
TT - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't usually like soap operas, but this was an exception :-) clever twist on a classic. 555
AFW - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Soap operas, heh, heh, like that...thanks TT
John Barry - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice to see a clean parody every now and then.
AFW - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, John
LittleCupCakes - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, this is cute & does tell a tale of squeaky clean kids, always the best way to be!
AFW - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Little Cup
MsBuzyBee - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . may I remind you, Sir L'Air . . . . No little Cups here, Sir ! Lady ~B~ only, sir !
AFW - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Lol...what's in a name?

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