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Song Parodies -> "My Fuzzy Ball a' Twine"

Original Song Title:

"My Funny Valentine"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"My Fuzzy Ball a' Twine"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Behold my stringy twine tethered friend
This round wound up parade
I share it all, strung ball with no end
For gold, I would not trade
Consumes the room..grandly, rolled up there
For it, I pay more rent
It's unique, different, wondrous, weird
But with it, I'm content..

My Fuzzy Ball a' Twine
You great big ball a' twine
Millions of strands make you art
You're big as half a' bull,
So photographable,
Deep down inside you lies the start

It's a hobby for this geek
Go get a life!.. my friends all shriek
But this is the life I seek..I remark
Collecting oddities
Things, strings, a lotta' these
In my Fuzzy Ball a' Twine way
Adding new pieces each day..

It's the hobby for this geek,
Just get a life! friends all shriek
These balls are the life I seek..l remark
Saving strange oddities,
Things, strings, a lotta' these
In this Fuzzy Ball a' Twine way
Winding new strands every day..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Andria - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, I enjoyed this parody, and it is fully deserving of 5s straight across, but I have one question: Is the ball of twine that you wrote about the one in West Virginia or someplace else down south and is (I think) bigger than a Winnebago the same one?
Rick C - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm entwined to give you 5s, no strings attached.
alvin - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
you had me at the title...its amazing the subject matter you can make interesting
John Barry - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Title o' the day.
LiLChapsChecker - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, may I ask: What is it with all you Cowboys out there ? ? Why do you always stash 'twine' ? ? ? It's so cheap, too! ~JJ~ kept rolls of the stuf . . .
Stan Hall - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
A true parodistic collectible.
AFW - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all

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