Saw a sexy little honey in a hula skirt
Dancin' topless 'round a stripper pole, began to flirt
Tipped her dollar bills from my Hawaiian shirt
Asked her out, she said, "I'm sorry, can't"

So in Honolulu searched and found an ATM
Filled two money bags and saw a cop, waved hey, ta' him
Hurried back to the club where the lights were dim
Showed the cash, she still said, "Sorry, can't"

I would not give up..
Just would not give up..

Next, I hopped a plane and flew my lusty body far
Off to Rome and bought a fancy Meserati car
Had it shipped by boat and drove it to the bar
She said, "that car's really nice, but can't"

Still I would not give up
I Just could not give up

Pondered and wondered why
I could not be her guy..

Final "Nope" cut thru my rope, was at the end of it
Tipped another buck and stretched her thong, and peeked a bit
Saw duct tape, lumpy spot, and a light bulb lit..
Venus with a penis, that is why she can't !

Solved the mystery of The Hawaiian Can't !