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Song Parodies -> "Stay In! Stay Out!"

Original Song Title:

"Day In, Day Out"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Stay In! Stay Out!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Stay In ! Stay Out !
That's what our mother always used to shout..
You're tracking up my nice clean floor,
Whenever you walk in here,
You know you can't walk in here,
Stay In ! Stay Out !

Stay In ! Stay Out !
You're gonna' wear the screen door off the hinge
You're flippin' air like a windstorm shingle,
Make up your mind, which you will do,
Before I let this hard broom stick make it up for you..

You're up ! You're down !
As jumpy as a diarrhea'd clown !
Just five minutes, sit
Roll your eyes, twiddle thumbs,
Or very sore, your butt becomes

Don't cry, or you'll get
Something to cry about..
Just plant your ass !
Stay In ! Stay Out !

Just plant your ass !
Stay In ! Stay Out !

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Ella Fella - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I likes it, the jazz, and I likes it, the parody.
TJC - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Much like a 'diarrhea'd clown', I find myself having to pop up and go fetch your fives!
alvin - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
too funny...yeah, i used to hear that a lot too
AFW - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Kristof Robertson - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Aaahhhh, this brings back memories. Of course, today's kids don't go outside, so would wonder what the hell you were on about. ;-) 555
AFW - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kris....good observation, so true...they've got insidis videogamitis

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