Song Parodies -> "Fascinating Anna: An Ode to Anna Nicole Smith"

Original Song Title:

"Fascinating Rhythm"

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"Fascinating Anna: An Ode to Anna Nicole Smith"

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The Lyrics

I don't want to sound all pretentious and holier-than-thou here, but you know that we have collectively gone downhill when the death of and subsequent legal battle over a drug-addicted former Playboy model is bigger news than a genocide, an enormous political scandal, and global warming combined.

Anna Nicole's drama
Her mama, the trauma
It's all invading my brain
Postmortem caper, in every paper
It's gonna drive me insane
The media's crazy, she's pushing up daisies
And yet the news still won't cease
The rumor mill is spinnin', now I'll state my opinion
I say we let her rest in peace

Fascinating Anna, you're way overexposed
Fascinating Anna, though you can't witness
What a stir you're making, and we all want to know
What pills you were taking
The night you bit it
In People, In Touch Weekly, and Star
Brangelina's barely seen-a
If you guessed Anna's the It Girl, then right you are

CHORUS
Why can't we focus our attention
On something more profound
Not on this contention
Of who's the father
Can we have a respite from Anna All Around
It's beginning, I can sense it, to be a bother

Oh how I long for news like it used to be
Fascinating Anna, won't you stop picking on me?

CHORUS

Oh how I long for news like it used to be
Fascinating Anna, Fascinating Anna, won't you stop picking on me?

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