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Song Parodies -> "Cheek To Cheek"

Original Song Title:

"Cheek To Cheek"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Cheek To Cheek"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Heaven, I'm in Heaven
Pussycat Dolls think I'm handsome,
Not a geek
They all cutely laugh at every joke I speak
In our altogether, dancin' Cheek To Cheek

Seven, I count seven
Sure, I know there's only six, but one more's chic
Sexy bodies like a Lexus, hard and sleek
And we're naked as we're dancin' Cheek To Cheek

In Las Vegas, by a fountain
Each tenacious tush I tweak
All the audience is laughin'
But I'm prouder than a Sheik..

I know all the men are jealous
Ladies awed by my physique
I'm just baskin' in the glory
Bumpin' booty, Cheek To Cheek..

They twirl and dance with me
Gene Kelly, I am..
Each elegant mam
Is sending me through..
To...

Heaven, I'm in Heaven
"Let's line up, and give him sex"
I hear one speak..
They're all up against the wall, hotly oblique..
Then, I wake up from the dream
And take a leak..

Wake up from this lovely dream and,
Like a loon, "No! No!" I'm screamin'
Had to wake up from this dream and
Take a leak...

No more Cheek To Cheek...
Back to just a geek..

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alvin - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
too funny...yes, one can never go back to a pleasant dream once shattered....nightmares ?....no prob
Yoidy - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I need more dreams like that! Dreamy 5s.
AFW - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and Yoidy
Ann Hammond - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't get dreams any more. Just crazy ideas during the day that I turn into parodies.
MrMacphisto - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... good one...
Below Average Dave - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Something tells me your favorite holiday is Mardi Gras, and that you have a thing for Nude Beaches. . .not that there's anything wrong with that, because prior to the "prude" attitude taken on by politicians of both parties, that wasn't viewed as different, on the parody, I found cheek to cheek very funny, and even moreso because such a 'gassy' title had nothing to do with gas. Um, I hope you don't mind--I'll keep my clothes on, don't want to scare anyone away.
AFW - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Ann, Mr.Mac, and B.A.D,
Phil Alexander - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Don'cha wish your dreams were all hot, like this?

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