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Song Parodies -> "We Got Rhythm"
Original Song Title:
"I Got Rhythm"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ella FitzGerald
Parody Song Title:
"We Got Rhythm"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Sex can be tricky, a real risky thing
Don't need another offspring
Got seven children, family planning's all done
Now, we just want sex for fun
We're horny each day,
And need it a lot
She could still get that way,
So, here's what we got....
We Got Rhythm,
In our sex life
We Got Rhythm
Birth control is never a chore
Need no tubes tied,
Need no "Vasect"
We Got Rhythm,
Who could ask for anything more?
Old Man Pregnant,
We don't fear him
We just sneer him when we score
Five days upfront,
Five days during,
Five days after,
On that fifth day lockin' the door..
...........scat............
We have our
Strong "Won't Power"
Take cold shower, on day four
Ovulation,
Syncopation
Jubilation's waitin' for more..
We Got Rhythm,
In our sex life
We Got Rhythm
Birth control is never a chore
Don't use condoms
Ain't no pill days,
We Got Rhythm,
Who, the Heck needs anything more?
Who, the Heck needs anything more?
Don't need another offspring
Got seven children, family planning's all done
Now, we just want sex for fun
We're horny each day,
And need it a lot
She could still get that way,
So, here's what we got....
We Got Rhythm,
In our sex life
We Got Rhythm
Birth control is never a chore
Need no tubes tied,
Need no "Vasect"
We Got Rhythm,
Who could ask for anything more?
Old Man Pregnant,
We don't fear him
We just sneer him when we score
Five days upfront,
Five days during,
Five days after,
On that fifth day lockin' the door..
...........scat............
We have our
Strong "Won't Power"
Take cold shower, on day four
Ovulation,
Syncopation
Jubilation's waitin' for more..
We Got Rhythm,
In our sex life
We Got Rhythm
Birth control is never a chore
Don't use condoms
Ain't no pill days,
We Got Rhythm,
Who, the Heck needs anything more?
Who, the Heck needs anything more?
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If you want a little help in your rhythm section, you can always install one o'them little "drums".
aw bullwinkle, that trick never works...5s
Listen to the rhythm of the fives you've gained.
Thanks, Guys...for votes and comments
this would be great as a musical comedy show tune, AFW - you should try to hawk it to someone, seriously - 555
I've tried the rhythm method, AFW...but unfortunately I've got two left testicles. ;-) 555
I really liked it...light and upbeat and of course paced right. 5's
Thanks, Stu...and for your suggestion.. I used to be a hawk in my younger days...but these days, I guess I'm more of a dove........................Thanks, Kristof...two left testicles..LOL..like that one!....................and thanks, Adagio.....
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