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Song Parodies -> "You're An Old Smoothie"
Original Song Title:
"You're An Old Smoothie"
Original Performer:
Ella Fitzgerald
Parody Song Title:
"You're An Old Smoothie"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
You're An Old Smoothie
Barium Smoothie
A taste like putty
For CatScans and x-rays they do
Glass every hour
Usin' will power
To keep from gaggin'
Swallow fast all that awful poo
Poor me, and my digestive tract
Poor you, if you're in front, stay back!
Oh boy, the stuff they make ya' do
When old, and body's failin' you..
Nasty Old Smoothie
Banana flavor
I just keep wishin'
My old Doc had to drink one, too
I just keep wishin'
That my Doc had to drink one, too
Barium Smoothie
A taste like putty
For CatScans and x-rays they do
Glass every hour
Usin' will power
To keep from gaggin'
Swallow fast all that awful poo
Poor me, and my digestive tract
Poor you, if you're in front, stay back!
Oh boy, the stuff they make ya' do
When old, and body's failin' you..
Nasty Old Smoothie
Banana flavor
I just keep wishin'
My old Doc had to drink one, too
I just keep wishin'
That my Doc had to drink one, too
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"if you're in front, stay back!" lol. I can't stand banana flavor, even if it didn't have Barium in it.
Thanks, Red Ant...It's all in the mental attitude...and certainly nowhere near as bad as what they ingest on Fear Factor
interesting twist...lol
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