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Song Parodies -> "Small Room"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Room"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Small Room"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You hate this Small Room
Off hall room, no ball room
Where some old nurse led you today
After three hours out front

Too tight for two room
This "Can't tie your shoe" room
You'll have your claustrophobic stay
As you ponder, and twiddle and grunt

Just a stop off, where you hop off
Till prescription pills come
And, later the bills come
So long, salary...

You peek at Newsweek
And pray for that door squeak
When you can tell doc what you want
You, his patient, waits impatiently

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Stephen Harrington - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555, you nailed it on the head. ^___^
Johnny D - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
555 ... reminds me of that old joke ... why are women's panties like a cheap hotel? ;-)
AFW - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen, and Johnny...Don't recall hearing that OJ..what's the payoff?
2Eagle - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I always wondered why there aren't any Broadway musicals about doctors.
Johnny D - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
A cheap hotel has no ballroom.
AFW - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh, funny...guess I should've guessed that one...not enough sunshine, today...
AFW - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good stuff... 5-5-5
hec - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
don't know Ella's version of TOS, only the McGuires', but this seems like it fits pretty well...

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