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Song Parodies -> "How Do I Trump Thee?"

Original Song Title:

"How Do I Love Thee?"

Original Performer:

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Parody Song Title:

"How Do I Trump Thee?"

Parody Written by:

Auntie Trohl

The Lyrics

How do I Trump thee? Let me count the ways
I Trump thee by hiding data from sight
My soul is so dark it admits no light
Nothing but lies stream from my fake tan face
I Trump thee by being a baiter of race
To please neo-Nazis and the alt-right
I Trump thee by being with Putin tight
I Trump thee by begging you for your praise
I Trump thee by being truly obtuse
By sucking up to phony men of faith
By giving for each bad deed an excuse
By snorting Adderall, a kind of meth
For rectitude I haven't any use
Under me the US heads toward its death

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Pacing: 1.9
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 14

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Dylan Baranski - February 11, 2020 - Report this comment
I didn't know poems were allowed, but here's 5s anyways.
2Eagle - February 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Certainly spoken poems are allowed. Any parody will do. I wrote a parody of "The Raven".
Dylan Baranski - February 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Cool, I'll have to check it out now.

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