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Song Parodies -> "The Diary Of Angel Long"

Original Song Title:

"The Diary Of Horace Wimp"

Original Performer:

Electric Light Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"The Diary Of Angel Long"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

oh Angel
oh Angel
I have a crush on you
you're a pornstar from Swindon
but haven't you heard of Angel Long
she is blonde and pretty

Oh Angel, oh Angel
where are you
have you vanished from the porn world
or are you still making porn films
i've recently seen her pissin' on her floor
at her home in Swindon

On a wild gamble
pissin' on the floor ain't pretty
though it was her kitchen and that was pissed
but we're all got to see it
pissin' piss
the reading will know it
pissin' piss
oh, Angel
piece of shit

But Angel
dont i love you
oh yes i fecking do

Are we bored with British porn
it's going MOR since Lolly Badcock finished hers
are you pretty or are you mine
you're gotta stop puttin' silly messages on Facebook
oh Angel Long
where are you

{ANGEL}; I'm going to have anal on you

Oh Angel
you are sweet

(ANGEL): Thanks for asking, now i'm going to piss on me floor

This is her diary
have you read it
all full of saucy secrets from her films
havent you seen Angel Long is 21
her hair is long, her shoes are pissed

Oh Angel
you've been the diary of an arse

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Fack Sabbath - November 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Who else hasn't watched Angel Long on Television X
Claude Debussy - November 14, 2013 - Report this comment
But of course I have watched Angel Long, mon ami (my friend). But is she retired? I haven't seen a video since "3Some" and "Secret Garden." Ils sont magnifique (they are magnificent). I like your taste in entertainment. It is de pemier ordre (high-class).

You do not have to ask me what the French words mean; I have given you the translations in parentheses. Since French is my first language, I have to look up the English translation. As they say in French, that's a feckin pain-in-the-arse.

Have you heard my latest composition "La Fille Aux Cheveux de Lin"?
Fack Sabbath - November 15, 2013 - Report this comment
I did mean who has aatched the British porn actress Angel Long on television x
Fack Sabbath - November 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Who hasnt seen the British porn star Angel Long oh Television X As this is an ELO parody about her

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