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Song Parodies -> "La Vie Unclothed"

Original Song Title:

"La Vie en Rose"

Original Performer:

Edith Piaf

Parody Song Title:

"La Vie Unclothed"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to John A. Barry. Duh.
Hold me coat and hold me hat
Put out le dog le chat--
I wish to be unclothed;

When you strip me with your eyes
I long to show me thighs
Revealingly unclothed, duh

When I grope me body parts
(Beg pardon if I fart
I may just clear the room)—

Then take a peek at me things or me bum
Then get to work on me perky new love-thong

Rip the fishnet hose from me
Sans high heels I will be
Le oui, unclothed!

©Bob Gomez 2005

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AFW - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Top notch twist to a terrific old tune...fives
John Barry - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Merci! Je ris. 5s
Rick C - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) 555 - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, alas, but anything pro-nudity is fives by me.
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