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Song Parodies -> "Frere Francois"

Original Song Title:

"Frere Jacque"

Original Performer:

Edith Piaf

Parody Song Title:

"Frere Francois"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In keeping with the latest Amiright craze of holiday-season submission fragments, I give you "Frere Francois." This is directed at French President Francois Hollande and his plan to root out domestic terrorists while simultaneously opening the gate to new terrorists. Dont want to blow my own futile horn, (chortle) but this is probably one of only a handful of quasi-trilingual parody fragments to be found at Amiright -- utilizing, as it clearly does, English, Farsi and Faux French
Frere Francois, Frere Francois
Jestez vous, jestez vous
Sonnez les Muslimes
Sonnez les Muslimes
"Marg Bar Gharb"
"Marg Bar Gharb*"

Are you serious, are you serious
Brother Frank, Brother Frank
Muslim chants are ringing
Muslim chants are ringing
"Death to West"
"Death to West"
*Taken from the Islamo-Farsical, "Marg Bar" line of ill-wishing, which also includes "Marg Bar Shah", "Marg Bar Amriika", and "Marg Bar Shaytan Bazorg" (Death to the Great Satan)

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - November 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Good luck with Putin as well, Hollande! Well done CML- 555!
Callmelennie - November 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Holy Shi'ite, Rob! What a surprise! I just submitted this four hours ago, and then I click on "Latest Comments" out of sheer boredom and I see a comment already made on it!! I didn't expect to see anything new today at Amiright. What a hoot!!
Rob Arndt - November 26, 2015 - Report this comment
That's because I couldn't sleep and got up and submitted one more parody around 4 am PST which is 7 am EST. I've come here before and have seen Phil's, Peter's, and Susanna's comments earlier since they are posting from Europe. I usually get up around 8 am PST. Broke the 2900 mark today (actually 2902). 98 to go to 3000 mark ;-)

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