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Song Parodies -> "Molly McIntire"

Original Song Title:

"La Vie en Rose"

Original Performer:

Edith Piaf

Parody Song Title:

"Molly McIntire"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This was partly made as a request from a friend of mine, who wanted a parody about Molly McIntire's recent archival from American Girl's historical doll lineup.
I couldn't vouch on what they said
Retirement fears' abound my head
What Mattel did was blasphemy
To relegate kids' history

This is something I despise
A move that isn't wise
Ditched Molly McIntire

Modern dollies make me sigh
Same with G.O.T.Y.*
I want Miss McIntire

She is closer to my heart
My dad's there miles apart
Like Moll, I miss him too**

I took a peek
Pink glared their catalogue
Even if Kit
Hated it with a passion***

Don't forget dear Emily
This is real sad to me
and my Molly
* - Referring to the "Girl Of The Year" lineup, where AG would release a contemporary character depicted as having a special talent like ballet, horseback riding and other interests a typical girly-girl would be into.
** - James McIntire shipped out to serve as a US Army doctor in the Molly series of books, to which some AG fans can relate to, i.e. those with their parents working overseas.
*** - Kit Kittredge was a tomboy in the books, and had a distaste for what she considers as "flouncy", like puffy dresses and the colour pink, and it was so out-of-character for her to have pink dresses in her collection, as what the company released recently.

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AmericanGirlFan8998 - February 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Men should also do horseback riding in addition to kung fu, surfing, fishing, martial arts, wrestling, skateboarding, motocross, parkour, duck hunting, football, baseball, basketball, bowling and video games.

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