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Song Parodies -> "Kerosene Beach"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Blues"

Original Performer:

Eddie Cochran

Parody Song Title:

"Kerosene Beach"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Yes, it is real and those photos are indeed real! The official name of the place is Maho-Strand, but it is known internationally as Kerosene Beach.
Now I know a place, a heaven for the airplane boffins
It's a paradise island for phtotography and spotting
It goes by name Sint Maarten and it's part of Netherlands
it is sun and it is rum and dance and one night stands -
The beach's at end of runway and the planes pass on the reach -
There ain't no place like Kerosene Beach!

The planes arrive so low that they do almost touch the water
The tourists at the beach do take the photos that are hotter!
The ocean at Antilles, it is deep blue, warm and clean
Come with your friends and children, it's a paradise so green
You might like swim or suntan, or drinking rum with peach -
There ain't no place like Kerosene Beach

One day in these years we're gonna have a fine vacation
We're gonna take a flight to that Caribbean air station
We're gonna swim and sunbath, do some sailing and do surf
and photo all the aircraft that will land on tarmac turf
You bet we'll have fun time and this is no bragging speech -
There ain't no place like Kerosene Beach!

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