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Song Parodies -> "Pookie, Pookie, (Go Out and Pee)"

Original Song Title:

"Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb)"

Original Performer:

Edd Byrnes and Connie Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Pookie, Pookie, (Go Out and Pee)"

Parody Written by:

giblet o'sarcasm

The Lyrics

A tribute to my niece's long-haired chihuahua

Pookie, Pookie, go out and pee
Pookie, Pookie (snap, snap)

(Well, now, let's take you out the door, to the field
And while you're out, let's hope you do your bathroom deal)

Now Pookie, Pookie, back in your cage
Pookie, Pookie (snap, snap)

(Now you're back inside, dog, and I hope you won't disturb
Auntie's feeling tired, so don't get on her nerves)

Oh, Pookie, Pookie (snap, snap)

(For an older chihuahua, you've got lots of energy)

You're so lively!

(If you never do calm down
We'll tan your heinie, wait and see)

So watch your manners!

Pookie, won't you behave
Pookie, Pookie (snap, snap)

(Man I've got my whole apartment, covered up with training pads
But only Chaco and our Molly do it inside, Pookie's too bad)


Pookie, Pookie, go out and pee,
Pookie, Pookie (snap, snap)

(Pookie likes to clown around and play with her food
Sometimes all three chihuahuas, treat each other rude)

Pookie, Pookie, go out and pee
Pookie, Pookie (snap, snap)

(What's with this treat caper, Molly? Why do you want to sneak off with her treat?)

"I just want her to stop stealing my food, for just once! Take it right out of her cage."

(Well, she's hyper, she's jumping and she's wagging her tail, 'cause I must be the uncle that she digs!)

(Pookie, you're the lickingest)
Copright 2012 Giblet O'Sarcasm

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