Woke up Sober and drank some Goon
Just thought that I had to be in Laun-ceston soon
I gotta get drunk before the day commences
Before the Cops start twitchen and pullen out weapons
About to go and damn near went blind
Young Wiggaz's in a car throwin up outside
Ran in the house and grabbed a stick
With the WoodStock on the side of my hip
Dived outside and drank a Fifthen
Just as I thought, the thugs kept weapons
Jumped in the front, drank my juice while I ride
I pulled out a towey in front of the guys
Then I let the CD Play
Playin new stuff by Slim Shea Day
It was "Lose Yourself" at the top of the list
Then I screamed my own shit, it went somethin like this:





Cruisin down the street in my X-D
Kinghitten the Bouncers, Spitting on Foes
Went to the park to score some dope
Found a Skank out there hanging from Rope
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A police officer, no guarantee
He rolls down his window and said it all
Hi, Have you seen Patrick Cundall




*chorus*
Cuz the boyz of the Town like to drink hard
Causing trouble all night and smashing up cars
Taking punches from no-one, yeah, I've never missed
Don't fight me boy, cuz you aint pissed





Down at the mall is the place to get Wasted
He said my man JJ is Swimming at Basin
The boy JJ was a friend of mine
Til I caught him in my car tryin to steal my Wine
Chased him up the street to yell abuse
The silly little rogue pulls out some damn juice
Little did he know I had alcohol Rage
One sucker drunk, Churinga Bytes first page






*chorus*
Cuz the boyz of the Town like to drink hard
Causing trouble all night and smashing up cars
Taking punches from no-one, yeah, I've never missed
Don't fight me boy, cuz you aint pissed





[Eazy-E]
Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a spot where my Mall Rats chill
The fellows out there, are makin their cash
By selling Cigatettes, DEx-ees and Hash
They greet me with a Hahn and I start drinkin
And from the Drink my breath starts stinkin
Love to more weed, to rock my body
Before I left, I hit the Bacardi
Went to my house and lit up a fag
My mum came over with her boyfriend, Chad
He said that I'm a jerk and he wanted my Leaves
So I put that dickhead Chad on his goddamn knees
He was still higher than me, hes pretty tall
Reached back took a drink and drank it all
He suddently jumped up and he started to shout
So I threw my Bacardi and knocked his ass out





*chorus*
Cuz the boyz of the Town like to drink hard
Causing trouble all night and smashing up cars
Taking punches from no-one, yeah, I've never missed
Don't fight me boy, cuz you aint pissed




[Eazy-E]
I'm really pissed now and out of control
Then wrapped the X-D round the telephone pole
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother
I threw up in the gutter and went and bought another"
Walkin home and I see the Ford 5
Now Riley is drivin gutters on the side
As they pulled a U-ey, they got pulled over
An undercover cop in a dark green Nova
Riley got beaten for resistin arrest
He socked the cop in the head for rippin his Best
Now Me is all cut for not doin the crime
For defence on the boy, he'll do some time





*chorus*
Cuz the boyz of the Town like to drink hard
Causing trouble all night and smashing up cars
Taking punches from no-one, yeah, I've never missed
Don't fight me boy, cuz you aint pissed









[Eazy-E]
I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellaz start to riot in the Ashley jail
Two days later in Juvenile court
Riley was on trial
and he started eating some pork
Distruption of a court, said the judge
On a six day sentence my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Riley looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FIRE!", then came Lucy
The Mole came in with a sub-machine Uzi
Police shot the Cow but didn't hurt her
Both up state for attempted murder




*chorus*
Cuz the boyz of the Town like to drink hard
Causing trouble all night and smashing up cars
Taking punches from no-one, yeah, I've never missed
Don't fight me boy, cuz you aint pissed .