Santos Baby
Your lying has just taken the cake…a fake
Spawned is a ’rump clone
Santos Baby, so hurry outta Congress tonight
Santos Baby, your resume just reeks of untruths, in youth
Forged checked in Brazil, then flew the coop
Santos Baby, so scurry outta Congress tonight
Think of all the cash you squirreled
Think how they worship you in ’rump World
January investigations just ramping up
Your phony diplomas all get hurled
Santos Baby, mom lived long after 9/11, con men
Are usually better than this, but then
Santos Baby, the prosecutors aren’t your best friend

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Santos baby, you whipped up fables, famed for your mendacity
You proffered worthless words
Santos fake-pleas, you’re a scourge and Congressional blight

Santos fake spree. It’s incontrovertible: You don’t tell the truth
Folderol without peer
Santos shady. Couldn’t hide your lies; we’ve seen the light

Spitting out that BS fizz
You think you’re an “embellishment” whizz
The truth’s here, and it’s understood
You’re in the let’s-tell-a-fib biz

Fashioned fake spree; you lied a lot, till by the Times you got caught
Then it all became clear
Santos, slave-meek, with crooks and oligarchs you’re tight

Santos dummy—no school in your CV
On TV you got shifty eyes
Santos craven, with the worst in the world you’re alright

Santos stoogie, each time you’re talking, your nose starts to stretch
Then you kvetch and whine
Fast exit from Brazil to avoid a charge of check-kite

In with the oligarchy
A fatuous fabrication factory
It turns out you are a thief too
We can’t believe a word you speak

Santos payee. Where’d you suddenly get all the bling?
It stinks, much more than just a “loan”
Santos played the voters, helped by felons and the far right
True constituents come to light