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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Lazy"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eartha Kitt

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Lazy"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 16 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Ya know, when there is so much work to be done...and you only work one day a year...AND you get all the credit for it...it might cause some issues.
Santa’s lazy, he watches cable on the TV, and he
Eats cookies ‘til he hurls
Santa’s lazy, he only works on that Christmas night

Santa’s lazy, he sits in his recliner ‘til two, and you
Better leave him alone
Santa’s lazy, he only works on that Christmas night

Me and all the elves are pissed
Even all the reindeer’s getting awfully miffed
I think all this gone to his head
He makes us all call him Saint Nick

Santa’s lazy, he eats a lot and poor Mrs. Claus has got
To serve all of his meals
Santa’s lazy, he only works on that Christmas night

Santa’s crummy, he yells at us from a TV screen, and we
Don’t get paid overtime
Santa’s lazy, he only works on that Christmas night

Santa’s snooty, he only watches films about him, and then
Watches a few more times
Santa’s lazy, he only works on that Christmas night

You should hear what he’s told me
“All the boys and girls mean nothing to me.
All of these perks, one night of work?
I’ll keep this job eternally!”

Santa’s crazy, need a job cause this one doesn’t fit, I’ll quit!
Get the Grinch on the phone!
Santa’s lazy, he only works on that Christmas night
Only works on that Christmas night
Help me! Tonight!

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Matthias - December 18, 2018 - Report this comment
So that’s how he got so fat! I thought it was due to him eating milk and cookies from all over the world!
Jonathan - December 18, 2018 - Report this comment
and according to some Christmas specials, he tries to get out of his one & only working day, by making other poor saps deliver all the presents! 5s

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