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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Santa, Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eartha Kitt

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Baby"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Santa's baby, that cute bundle under the tree's.. from he
When I was not a good girl,
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his

Santa's baby, I'm askin' for some child support too, or sue
Not just milk and cookies,
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his

He must pay for fun he had
He must face the duties of a brand new dad
Be responsible, and he should
Show some love for his little lad...
Boo doo, bee, doo

Santa's money, just askin' for what is fair..not a lot
Then he can visit next year..
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his

The DNA will prove that it's his...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Billy Boyd - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a cute and funny read...a little creepy, as well. All 5's...and a happy Thanksgiving to you, AFW.
Peter Andersson - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS here too, but an original idea. Tell me though, is it true that Santa's (censored) glows in the dark just like Rudolph's nose?
AFW - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Billy...it's a classic old Christmas song...from way back, with Eartha....but Madonna did it, not so long ago...and Happy Thanksgiving to you, and your family, also................................................ .............................and Thanks, Peter...just portrayed the feminine gender here, for parody sake...so, never had any urges to peek....but, sounds logical..lol......Happy Thanksgiving, too
Red Ant - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, a gender-bending incestous parody writing adventure. (if that made no sense blame this cold medicine I'm taking). Happy Thanksgiving AFW. 5s
AFW - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red, and Happy T-Day to you, also
carol - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
bad santa! three 5's
AFW - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to carol
alvin rhodes - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
the logical sequel, yes...5s
Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
There was an episode of Ally McBeal where Jane Krakowski had a fantasy, "Santa came down my chimney all night long." But Joy Behar says that Santa only comes once a year. Ant: I hope you didn't get that cold medicine from Ed Belfour. (Hockey fans will get that joke.)
AFW - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Michael

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