-> "Kashyyyk, Rolling Wookiee, Wookiee Ditty."
Original Song Title:
"Hotel California, Take on Me, Wookiee Ditty."
Original Performer:
Eagles, A-HA and myself.
Parody Song Title:
"Kashyyyk, Rolling Wookiee, Wookiee Ditty."
Parody Written by:
Johnny Atlas Redux Lunder
The Lyrics
KASHYYYK :
In a dark scary forest
on a planet I don't know.
A stench of animals,
they are wookiees, and I don't like their show.
So I bring up my lasers
and I blow them away
The hairy bastards they are cooler now
they are rolling all the day
So I find me another
And blast his feet away from the ground
He screams *wookieegrowl*
and start rolling all around
I see ahead in the bushes
and I fire at will
I see his arms and legs and head and feet
Rolling away, what a thrill.
Ref:
Welcome to Kashyyyk and rolling wookiees.
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
what a funny place.
Welcome to Kashyyyk and big fat lasers.
The wookiees roll about, oh they roll about
and you can hear them shout
*wookiee-growl*
RefEnd.
As I move on to the docks
I get a big fat tank
I got twin mega huge lasers
and I call it "Hank".
So I started to fire
in the middle of a bunch
7 Wookiees rolled all the way
into a wall with a crunch
*wookieegrowl*
And while I was still laughing
a Wookiee shot at me
I fired both lasers at once
and flew farther than I could see
I never saw him again
but it sure was fun
I saw his arms and legs and head and feet
Rolling away, what a show!
Goto REF.
End song.
ROLLING WOOKIEE :
Rolling away
I'm a wookiee.
Oh I like to roll all the day,
because I'm a wookiee, that's what we do.
I'm rolling away.
I'm the rolling wookiee my friend.
Ref:
Roll me down
I'm a Wookiee
Roll me up
I'm a Wookiee
Roll me now
I'm a rolling Wookieeeeee.
I like my wookiee friends.
We rolling again
Come join the dance
we are rolling into a den!
But I'm
It's fun again
I like my rolling wookieefriends.
Ref.
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