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Song Parodies -> "Kashyyyk, Rolling Wookiee, Wookiee Ditty."

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California, Take on Me, Wookiee Ditty."

Original Performer:

Eagles, A-HA and myself.

Parody Song Title:

"Kashyyyk, Rolling Wookiee, Wookiee Ditty."

Parody Written by:

Johnny Atlas Redux Lunder

The Lyrics

AtlasRedux' Wookiee-songs!Kashyyyk at least is rather good, the rest are nearly only if you are really into StarWars...
In a dark scary forest
on a planet I don't know.
A stench of animals,
they are wookiees, and I don't like their show.

So I bring up my lasers
and I blow them away
The hairy bastards they are cooler now
they are rolling all the day

So I find me another
And blast his feet away from the ground
He screams *wookieegrowl*
and start rolling all around

I see ahead in the bushes
and I fire at will
I see his arms and legs and head and feet
Rolling away, what a thrill.

Welcome to Kashyyyk and rolling wookiees.
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
what a funny place.
Welcome to Kashyyyk and big fat lasers.
The wookiees roll about, oh they roll about
and you can hear them shout

As I move on to the docks
I get a big fat tank
I got twin mega huge lasers
and I call it "Hank".

So I started to fire
in the middle of a bunch
7 Wookiees rolled all the way
into a wall with a crunch

And while I was still laughing
a Wookiee shot at me
I fired both lasers at once
and flew farther than I could see

I never saw him again
but it sure was fun
I saw his arms and legs and head and feet
Rolling away, what a show!
Goto REF.
End song.

Rolling away
I'm a wookiee.
Oh I like to roll all the day,
because I'm a wookiee, that's what we do.
I'm rolling away.
I'm the rolling wookiee my friend.

Roll me down
I'm a Wookiee
Roll me up
I'm a Wookiee
Roll me now
I'm a rolling Wookieeeeee.

I like my wookiee friends.
We rolling again
Come join the dance
we are rolling into a den!
But I'm
It's fun again
I like my rolling wookieefriends.


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Thomas F. - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
*loool* You're weird. But funny.

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