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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Menopause"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Dwight Yoakam

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Menopause"

The Lyrics

Since J*L.N.A. is a jolly guy, he has decided to put together this little diddy for all the good boys and girls.
Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
Fixing to cause some old lady
Hours of endless pain

Chryropractors are singing
Their bells are ringing
More patients coming in tonight
Hang up your sneakers and stay indoors
Cause menopause comes tonight

Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
A magic bag is required
To soothe your stiff back pains

Hear that back crack, crack, cracking
What a strenuous sight
Watch your head when you get in bed
Cause menopause comes tonight

Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
It doesn't care if you're rich or poor
Deaf, crippled, or insane

Menopause knows we're vulnerable
That makes everything right
Fill your muscles with unbelievable pain
When menopause comes tonight

Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
It'll come around when your wick burns out
And your joints are not the same

Softened bone symptoms to all
If you follow the drill
Let's pray to God, the lord above
That they come up with a menopause pill
Merry Christmas to all an to all a good J*L.N.A. night!

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Guy - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Best parody on the subject today, period.
Mari D - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, JLNA! What the hell are you trying to say, anyway! No, really, good job! Are you talking about meeee? What mood swings?
EmiLoca - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
G.I.P.E., but only because the pacing was off in places. It could've been SO much more clever, but good job nonetheless.
2Eagle - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good lyrics. I went through that, but I didn't think it was any big deal. Hot flashes arent so bad as cramps.
M-Dawg - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i don't have to worry cuz i'm only 13! hahahaha pacing was off in places so 455
Scrawny Johnny - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man! Best Christmas parody ever! Creatively original!! Keep up the good work!!

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