Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
Fixing to cause some old lady
Hours of endless pain

Chryropractors are singing
Their bells are ringing
More patients coming in tonight
Hang up your sneakers and stay indoors
Cause menopause comes tonight

Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
A magic bag is required
To soothe your stiff back pains

Hear that back crack, crack, cracking
What a strenuous sight
Watch your head when you get in bed
Cause menopause comes tonight

Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
It doesn't care if you're rich or poor
Deaf, crippled, or insane

Menopause knows we're vulnerable
That makes everything right
Fill your muscles with unbelievable pain
When menopause comes tonight

Here comes menopause
Here comes menopause
Right down menopause lane
It'll come around when your wick burns out
And your joints are not the same

Softened bone symptoms to all
If you follow the drill
Let's pray to God, the lord above
That they come up with a menopause pill