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Song Parodies -> "When I See a Pacifist Fight"

Original Song Title:

"When I See an Elephant Fly"

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Parody Song Title:

"When I See a Pacifist Fight"

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The Lyrics

A group of tough guys ridicule a normally-timid man for wanting to start a career in boxing.
Gangster 1: Did you ever see a pacifist fight?
Gangster 2: Well, I’ve seen a fistfight.
Gangster 3: I’ve seen a sword fight.
Gangster 4: I’ve seen a bar fight.
Lead Gangster: Yeah, I seen all that too.

I’ve seen a waterfall
Heard a telephone call
I’ve seen a car that blinked its light
But I be done seen ‘bout everything
When I see a pacifist fight
Gangster 2: What’d you say, boy?
Lead Gangster: I said when I see a pacifist fight.

I’ve seen an eagle wing
Heard an arrow sing
I’ve seen Camelot’s darkest (k)night
But I be done seen bout everything
When I see a pacifist fight

I’ve seen a bank manager pass the buck
Gangster 4: And they told me ‘bout a man whose old lady’s a cluck
Gangster 2: I didn’t see that, I only heard
But just to be sociable, I’ll take your word
Gangster 4: I’ve heard a real loud suit
Gangster 2: I’ve seen a sour fruit
Gangster 3: And I laughed ‘til I thought I’d die
Lead Gangster: But I be done seen ‘bout everything
When I’ve seen a pacifist fight

Well, I be done seen ‘bout everything
When I see a pacifist fi-I-IGHT
When I see a pacifist

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alvin - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
clever...dug it
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