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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cat"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

Dr. Suess

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Cat"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

I think I have a couple different versions of this. It was the first parody I ever wrote and I think the fan favorite so far.
You're a bad one,
Mr. Caaat!
I look down, you're attacking my leeeg!
You sleep on people's heads, and
Keep eating you will get fat,
Mr. Ca-at!

If I were to rate you on badness from one to ten,
I'd rate you 39 and a half!

You're a lazy one,
Mr. Caaat!
Do you do anything but sleeeep?
Well, you chase the poor ponytails,
And you wrinkle up the mats,
Mr. Ca-at!

If I had the choice between you and that green monkey with an anger management problem,
I think I'd take the angry green monkey!

You're a spoiled one,
Mr. Caaat!
Your water always needs to be fresh!
Your the lump under the covers,
You think I don't know where you're at
Mr. Ca-at!

Three words that best describe you are as followed, and I quote
"Bad, BAD!, BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!"

You're a scaredy one,
Mr. Caaat!
I talk loud and you go run away!
You're as pretty as a zit-ty
You're as charming as a bat,
Mr. Ca-at!

If I used all the bad words I knew,
It wouldn't quite cover you!

Your a crazy one,
Mr. Caaat!
You live in that paper bag!
You don't catch crickets or mice,
You're a spoiled rotten brat,
Mr. Ca-at!

REMIX
You're the baddest
Cat arooound,
You're the baddest cat in tooown,
You're the baddest cat we know,
The baddest cat from head-to-toe,
Fo' Shooooooo'!
I don't know what you're gonna dooo...

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