-> "I Do Not Like That AOC"
Original Song Title:
"Green Eggs And Ham"
Parody Song Title:
"I Do Not Like That AOC"
Look at me! A-O-C!
Tee hee heeee! A-O-C!
That A-O-C! That A-O-C!
I do not like that A-O-C!
Would you like great stuff for free?
Great stuff for free? Why, goodness me!
Of course I would; but I don’t see
How stuff that’s great is stuff that’s free
So what’s the catch there, A-O-C?
There is no catch! It’s free! It’s free!
I have a magic money tree!
Help yourself! And you’ll agree!
You’ve got a friend in A-O-C!
Will you pay my doctor bills?
Will you buy some windy-mills?
Yes! I’ll pay your doctor bills!
And lots of fancy windy-mills!
I’ll pay off your student loans!
Tickets to The Rolling Stones!
Solar panels! Turbo dykes!
Ooh! Propellor beanie bikes!
We’ll climb aboard! Away we’ll soar!
We won’t need airplanes any more!
I’ll give you great stuff for free!
You’ve gonna love this A-O-C!
Can I get a job today?
Or not, but get paid anyway?
I’ll find you an awesome job!
Your title will be “Lazy Slob”!
Get paid to sit there on your butt!
You’re valuable no matter what!
A value that is hard to see!
But who can see it? Me! Me! Me!
You’re stupid if you don’t agree!
Just trust the genius A-O-C!
Hot damn! I love great stuff for free!
So give it to me, A-O-C!
A-O-C, I think you’re swell.
I like the way you dance, as well.
For all the great things that you do
I should give some stuff to YOU…
Hey, that is weird…here on this shelf
I had some stuff I’d earned myself
But now it’s gone! ’Twas there, I swear!
Now I can’t find it anywhere!
Hey, wait a minute! Now I see
How stuff that’s great is stuff that’s free!
There is no magic money tree!
You took it all from folks like me!
Some have little - Some have lots
But you’d take all that someone gots!
If you could, so you can say
You’ve got “free stuff” to give away!
The doctor bills! The turbo dykes!
Those sweet propellor beanie bikes!
The jobs! The mills! The student loans!
The tickets to the Rolling Stones!
You say it’s yours! You say it’s free!
But that is not reality!
I cannot have great stuff for free!
I do not like you, A-O-C!
It’s true - you caught me, I’m a fake
All I do is take and take
And give it back, so folks will say
That I am great in every way
But here’s the deal - I am young
I’m fresh of face! I’m swift of tongue!
You’ve had your time! And you are old!
So now you’ll do as you are told!
You’ve screwed things up by living large!
But now I’m here, and I’M in charge!
So shut your mouth! And have a seat!
This A-O-C can not be beat!
I will not stand your tyranny!
So just bow down to A-O-C!
A-O-C, I think it’s clear
We have a disagreement here
You are young, that much is true
But what you say is nothing new
When folks like you “help” someone else
You really mostly help yourself.
So do not take more stuff from me
Do not tell others that it’s “free”
I’m not your magic money tree!
I do not like you, A-O-C!
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