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Song Parodies -> "General Kammler"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Pepper"

Original Performer:

Dr. Pepper Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"General Kammler"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The enigmatic SS General Kammler was put in charge of all German secret weapons projects in 1945 and mysteriously disappeared in the spring of '45 with the Bell Device to destination unknown. Perhaps Tierra del Fuego, Argentina, Base 211 in Antarctica, or to the US (per agreement). No one knows. Below is specualtion...
General Kammler
“Ice Reich” Fuhrer*
Weapons handler
Not a gambler
Spring '45 had the Bell Device** removed (to)
Hidden shelter

General Kammler
Secret Fuhrer
Junkers*** passenger
Perhaps traitor?
His disappearance still under review
Secret seller****?

[Ju-390 at Area 51 hangar???]
* Some believe that Kammler was the fourth Fuhrer after Adolf Hitler, Goebbels (temp when Op Valkyrie was underway), and Karl Doenitz. The Ice Reich refers to Base 211 in Antarctica somewhere in the Muhlig-Hoffmann mountains
** Bell Device (aka Die Glocke) single most important tech in Germany in 1945 with highest priority given
*** Junkers Ju-390 was his escape plane
**** Many believe that he sold out German tech to the US and that his Ju-390 was moved to Area 51 for testing of the Bell Device and/or German disc technologies

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
good pacing and well just good in General 5's
Rob Arndt - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, you are the wittiest parodist commentator on AiR, Generally speaking!!! Btw, it would be weird if Kammler had been Fuhrer... "Heil Kammler" or in code: HK or 811 ;-)

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