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Song Parodies -> "Scoring Messers!"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Pepper"

Original Performer:

Dr. Pepper Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Scoring Messers!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bf 109s attack a USAAF B-17 in a daylight raid in 1943 before the escorts were available...
"There's a Messer!
Two more Messers!"
Under pressure
Gunners peppered
Engines out and tail is ripped off too!
Scoring Messers!

"Mauling Messer!
Diving Messer!
Now or never
Shoot those Messers!"
Too late as the 1-0-9s kill the crew
Scoring Messers!

[Messers make attack run on next victim]


"10 o'clock!"
"2 o'clock!"
"4 o'clock!"
Note: 10, 2, and 4 were the numbers on the old Dr. Pepper bottles noting clock times when the body needed refreshment (in the era of the 6 oz bottle). Dr. Pepper "times." Aren't I clever? (pun fully intended) ;-)

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