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Song Parodies -> "Guilty Conscience (The John and Nocturnal Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Guilty Conscience"
Original Performer:
Dr.Dre & Eminem
Parody Song Title:
"Guilty Conscience (The John and Nocturnal Version)"
Parody Written by:
John Harvey & NocturnalChild
The Lyrics
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE comment on our parody. Tell us if it was good or if it was good or if it was good...JH= John HarveyNC= NocturnalChild
[-Static- Announcer]
Meet Chris a 17-year-old senior,
fed up with bad grades and the way things are going
he decides to cheat on his SAT's.
On the way into the store to buy the answers,
he has a sudden change of heart,
and his conscience comes into play.
(JH)
All right stop!
Now before you cheat on this test, thinking you da best?
Getting better than all the rest?
You better think of the consequences (oh who are you?)
I'm ya' mothaf***in' conscience
NC
That's nonsense
Go In and pay them the money and go home and watch the Simpson's
Watch TV or go out, just forget about all this
Then you get the grades
Nobody here even knows your name
You've paid the way for your college days
JH
Yeah but if it all goes fine like the last time
In your records they'll find that you ain't Einstein
Think about it before you buy the answers
If your caught you got no college chances
NC
F*** that! Do it Chris! Buy the grades are you crazy
Can you afford to blow this? Are you that brainy?
Why should they give a f*** if you steal? Are you Dick Cheney?
DO you really think they give a f*** if you go to MIT
JH
Man don't do it your score gotta be honest (you're right!)
Don't cheat on this! (Stop!) Make a promise (I will!)
Don't even listen to Noc, yo she's bad for you
NC
You know what John; I don't like that attitude.
[-Break- Static]
"It's alright try it"
"I'm not sure"
"Damn"
Meet Sarah a 16 year old at a party,
a guy offers her some shrooms,
but once again her conscience comes into play.
NC
Now listen to me as you open the bag and count those shrooms chick
Don't even think about it
All you gotta do is nibble on this Mushroom
JH
Yo, you don't even know what you bout to see though
It's to dangerous to take don't go there
NC
Just look at me hun; do I look like Cher?
Just eat that shroom, eat it right there
Then pass out until you forget how you got here
JH
Brit, I just hope you never have any kids
NC
F*** him, eat those shrooms till you can't close your eyelids
JH
Sh*t you wanna see flowers that talk
NC
John, Shut up, it's fun when you can't even walk (giggle)
[-Static]
Meet Shady, a 30-year-old hard working rapper.
After coming home from a hard day of work
he walks into his very nice home,
to find two high school students spoofin' his songs.
"WHAT THE F***"
"SHADY"
JH
Shady, calm down, blame Brittany
NC
F*** that John, you were doing this wit me
While you were at work we been spoofin' your songs
But please, don't hurt us at all
JH
Wait! What if we have to pay royalties for this sh*t?
NC
What? All we did, was, spoofed a lil bit
JH
All right lady! Maybe she's right Shady!
But could you sign my tee, before you throw us in the street
NC
Ooh hey, if you thought about it, sign mine please sir
Here's a good pen, Sign it to Britt-any sir
Don't sign Johns though, he bad he bad me do one
Look at it this way, who does the first verse in this song?
JH- what you say?
NC- What's wrong? Didn't think I'd tell him?
JH- I'ma kill you Rubberducka
NC
Ahh Ahh
Temper temper
Mr. John Harv, Mr. Sen-I-or
Mr. Big parody man comin out of the burg so y'all better run far
How we gon' stop him from giving us a lawsuit?
JH
Cuz we gave him credit for the original song dude
Been there, spoofed you, aw F*** it
Why aren't we running? Lets be out Brittany
Those are Nice shoes
Meet Chris a 17-year-old senior,
fed up with bad grades and the way things are going
he decides to cheat on his SAT's.
On the way into the store to buy the answers,
he has a sudden change of heart,
and his conscience comes into play.
(JH)
All right stop!
Now before you cheat on this test, thinking you da best?
Getting better than all the rest?
You better think of the consequences (oh who are you?)
I'm ya' mothaf***in' conscience
NC
That's nonsense
Go In and pay them the money and go home and watch the Simpson's
Watch TV or go out, just forget about all this
Then you get the grades
Nobody here even knows your name
You've paid the way for your college days
JH
Yeah but if it all goes fine like the last time
In your records they'll find that you ain't Einstein
Think about it before you buy the answers
If your caught you got no college chances
NC
F*** that! Do it Chris! Buy the grades are you crazy
Can you afford to blow this? Are you that brainy?
Why should they give a f*** if you steal? Are you Dick Cheney?
DO you really think they give a f*** if you go to MIT
JH
Man don't do it your score gotta be honest (you're right!)
Don't cheat on this! (Stop!) Make a promise (I will!)
Don't even listen to Noc, yo she's bad for you
NC
You know what John; I don't like that attitude.
[-Break- Static]
"It's alright try it"
"I'm not sure"
"Damn"
Meet Sarah a 16 year old at a party,
a guy offers her some shrooms,
but once again her conscience comes into play.
NC
Now listen to me as you open the bag and count those shrooms chick
Don't even think about it
All you gotta do is nibble on this Mushroom
JH
Yo, you don't even know what you bout to see though
It's to dangerous to take don't go there
NC
Just look at me hun; do I look like Cher?
Just eat that shroom, eat it right there
Then pass out until you forget how you got here
JH
Brit, I just hope you never have any kids
NC
F*** him, eat those shrooms till you can't close your eyelids
JH
Sh*t you wanna see flowers that talk
NC
John, Shut up, it's fun when you can't even walk (giggle)
[-Static]
Meet Shady, a 30-year-old hard working rapper.
After coming home from a hard day of work
he walks into his very nice home,
to find two high school students spoofin' his songs.
"WHAT THE F***"
"SHADY"
JH
Shady, calm down, blame Brittany
NC
F*** that John, you were doing this wit me
While you were at work we been spoofin' your songs
But please, don't hurt us at all
JH
Wait! What if we have to pay royalties for this sh*t?
NC
What? All we did, was, spoofed a lil bit
JH
All right lady! Maybe she's right Shady!
But could you sign my tee, before you throw us in the street
NC
Ooh hey, if you thought about it, sign mine please sir
Here's a good pen, Sign it to Britt-any sir
Don't sign Johns though, he bad he bad me do one
Look at it this way, who does the first verse in this song?
JH- what you say?
NC- What's wrong? Didn't think I'd tell him?
JH- I'ma kill you Rubberducka
NC
Ahh Ahh
Temper temper
Mr. John Harv, Mr. Sen-I-or
Mr. Big parody man comin out of the burg so y'all better run far
How we gon' stop him from giving us a lawsuit?
JH
Cuz we gave him credit for the original song dude
Been there, spoofed you, aw F*** it
Why aren't we running? Lets be out Brittany
Those are Nice shoes
All parts written by John and Brittany for themselves.
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Good parody...the original songs hot.
Pretty good, you seem to realize that a parody needs to have the same pacing as the real song (most ppl don't know this) and you did it well, by the way I posted a parody to the new Matrix song and I hope it gets put on the site because I loved it! (Maybe we can collaborate) - MQI
Dave, I almost took your comment seriously. Then I checked the comments page and saw another 20 from you downing other writers. There were parts of this parody that neither me nor NocturnalChild were real happy about. We both wanted to take the song in different directions. The compromises we made were the weak parts of this song. But I still think this is a decent parody. As far as your idiotic comment about Em wanting to beat us up, that was the topic of the third verse. We thought about that and decided to make a joke out of it. If you had as much brains as you have mouth, you might have seen that, Dave.
Dave, go soddomize yourself with an iron stick.
Dave, you couldn't write a half-decent parody of the song so don't go busting it and go soddomize yourself like John said.
Dave, just to let u know, I reported both of your dumbass comments.
I just want to let whoever made up that parody IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is there no sound to these lyrics?
because its old.
PEACE
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