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Song Parodies -> "Bushmaster Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Doublemint Gum"

Original Performer:

Doublemint Gum Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Bushmaster Guns"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In bad taste at this time, but a parody all the same. Also, the last line is true; although horrified and terrified by the Sandy Hook Massacre, most Newtown residents that own guns are not willing to give them up despite the tragedy.
Shooting for pleasure,
killing is fun
with Bushmaster,
Bushmaster guns

A high caliber,
clone AR gun
shoot Bushmaster,
Bushmaster guns

Start a massacre,
see people run
shoot Bushmaster,
Bushmaster guns

Kill one-by-one
Watch as blood runs
Mom collector
She taught her son...

[Newtown in horror- but won't give up their guns]
Getting down to the last of the commercial jingles

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - December 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Didn't the DC sniper use a Bushmaster? From what I've heard, the gunman in Connecticut left the rifle in the trunk of his car and carried out the shooting with two pistols. All stores in Kansas City completely sold out of AR rifles, magazines, and .223 ammo. Not expecting more any time soon.

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