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Song Parodies -> "Her Big Nose Hide Away"

Original Song Title:

"Hernando's Hideaway"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Her Big Nose Hide Away"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My wife's nickname was, "Sturg-e-on"
Until this plastic surg-e-on,
With very slight encour-a-gin'
Filleted, Her Big Nose Hide Away (Ole!)

He said she was a special case,
No one should live with such disgrace,
Then carved a schnoz to fit her face
Whacked all, Her Big Nose Hide Away (Ole!)

He is known as Doctor Stein,
An expert at his trade,
But his first name isn't Frank,
So you needn't be afraid
And he works so very fast,
One hour and he's done
The price ain't steep, you'll see how cheap
His noses run...

So, if your wife looks like a swine,
He'll pick her nose, one that is fine
Then saw right on the dotted line,
And chip chop, Her Big Nose Hide Away (Ole!)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment we know who Mister One is...My Wife!
Stuart McArthur - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
bizarre AFW - the last verse was horribly good - I'll give you 5s
alvin rhodes - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ole' indeed...this is great...nice job..
Tim Mayfield - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nose, buddy nose the trouble it's seen. 5's
John Barry - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for Dr. Rhinstein.
AFW - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, Alvin, Tim, and John
Johnny D - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title, clever parody!
AFW - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny D

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